sometimes i get confused when people compliment me like, are u sure that was meant for me?
(via shortliveddreams)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via steftastic)
That awkward moment when you leave the room and come back and the person you are seeing is cuddled up on the couch with someone else……excuse me but fuck you
(Source: promise-yourmine, via vivaaalabam13)
(Source: a-surfista, via neverthesame29)
(via thefataltruth)
